are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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