yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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