when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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