I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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