I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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