She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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