She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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