my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
