It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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