I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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