So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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