i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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