Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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