I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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