Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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