So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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