weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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