If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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