Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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