it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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