im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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