I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize