For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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