So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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