You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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