I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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