Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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