all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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