ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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