i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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