So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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