I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
