GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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