Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
God, I missed his penis.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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