okay pat passed out under dana's car
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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