Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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