Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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