I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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