Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this