we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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