I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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