HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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