I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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