Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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