STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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