I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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