I wish i was in the wii world.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
a search helicopter?!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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