): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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