I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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