I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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