Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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