Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life