This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs