Umm I'm too high to move.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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