Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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