we're chasing vodka with high fives
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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