How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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