what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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