I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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