you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
